The Frozen

Insanely Lame
A serious mess of a movie, with two of the dumbest people ever put on film. They don't have enough brains to simply follow their snowmobile trail out of the forest back to the truck. With riveting scenes like her gathering wood, and fascinating cinematic imagery of her eating a granola bar, it's a wonder this didn't clean up at all the award ceremonies. She is a complete nag, and he was a total tool. Add to the mix a completely bland and do-nothing foe, there's nothing to do except hope the end comes quickly. No such luck. Total bomb here. I didn't even watch to the end, and only got as far as I did because let's face it, she is one gorgeous woman.

TAKING SURVIVAL NOTES FROM A CHILDREN'S BOOK
The newly pregnant, former bar tender Emma (Brit Morgan) is going on a snow camping trip with her uninformed boyfriend Mike (Seth David Mitchell). They travel 9-10 miles from the road in a snowmobile to a spot recommended by Cowboy Jeff. After the snowmobile takes a spill, the couple struggles to survive. Emma suffers from vivid dreams and hallucinations.

The film drops clues as to what is going on. It leads you in one direction and then another. Brit Morgan did a good job as a woman who is pregnant in an unsure relationship. There are things that don't make sense as you watch it, that come together at the end which was a bit anti-climatic. They could have given us some more scenery too. Brit Morgan did a good job. Seth David Mitchell and Noah Segan acted like they wanted different careers. Their parts were written as support for the main character.

Parental Guidance: F-bomb. No sex or nudity.

Bad movie!!
It was filmed were I live. Thats great, but the movie was not great! It was not scary even though it was a horror movie. I thought it could of been better. And it ended so bad that i felt like screaming.

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